MindFuckedGoonBunny

Sure! I tell them, I would love to find a nice woman to settle down with. But here's the thing.
My idea of a great night in is:

Cuddling up on the couch, watching sci-fi, maybe some console gaming and at least two hours of mutual edging to the filthiest porn we can agree on. Perhaps later we can rim the goon sweat from each others arseholes before we crawl into bed happy and exhausted.
Or:
Watching my beloved fuck some massively hung guy right in front of my face, I mean so close I'm inhaling his evaporating sweat as I edge myself into blissful oblivion. Perhaps later I can rim the sweat from both their arseholes before we crawl into bed happy and exhausted.
And my idea of a great night out is:
Sitting alone on the couch, watching sci-fi, maybe some console gaming and at least two hours of edging to the filthiest porn I can find. Meanwhile my better half goes out on the town an spreads her legs wide for as many fat cocks as she can manage to fit into one night. Perhaps later she can crawl into bed happy and exhausted and let me lick the dried sweat, spit and cum of her new friends from every inch of her body while telling me exactly what she got up to.
Or:
Going out and killing time for a few hours so my woman can invite a few of her well hung friends around to gangbang the shit out of her in our bed. Perhaps later I can crawl into bed happy but far from exhausted - more like the energizer goon bunny - and lick every drop of filth from her beautiful body. I'll luxuriate in sheets damp with the cum and sweat of multiple men while we watch the video of the nights events together and edge ourselves till we pass out.

So yeah I tell them, if you're looking to set me up on a blind date, those are a few things to consider.

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