Coming Of Age French Student.

Ricky was saying last night that fucking, that snails are like really slimy mushrooms.

And I'm like, well that's even worse, I'd fucking hate that. Who the fuck wants a slimy ass mushroom?

It's very slimy but it doesn't taste like mushrooms I think.

I think they're knobbly like prawns. When you're eating one, they're like a prawn.

Mmm, yeah, kinda.