Dude has his asshole popped wide open on the first date

And yeah, I'm hanging out, playing lots and lots of video games, and drinking lots of Mountain Dew.

The weirdest place that I've had sex?

Probably...

in the bathroom of a church. Really? Not the first time I've seen somebody do that. So not too surprising.

Mine would have to be, well, because I still live with my family so I had never